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Thursday, October 28, 2004

My worK is Done!!!!

Hip Hip HoooRay!!! i've done all my assignments for the term!!!! Some biggg Sigh of Relief huh?? After nights of burning the darn midnight oil, as everyone puts it, i've gone beyond burning it...can't even explain... My Uni Computer Pool has become my 2nd home sweet home. We (Chris, Sara and I) have little secrets in there, we eat our miserable dinners to keep our stomach happy, we eat all the chocs in the world to make ourselves happy as well, and at the end of the night, (or morning shall i say), the stress still lives in us. Ok...now that i've completed Mission 1, mission 2 is here to come... The phase of preparing for exams... I'm so tired, i slept at 5.30am was occupied with packing all my stuff (I'm moving out today!), and finishing up my report...Haha! Killing two birds with one stone! Women, they say, are professionals in that area.
I've got not idea what i've studied so far... have i been the laziest person ever or what??!! Ok, a little here and there, so pushing my way through to this 2 weeks is gonna be hell for me...hopefully with the beautiful house i'm moving into, it would help me out with some form of motivation..I'm serious, its gorgeous!!! Muaahaha...ok, gotta run!

Sunday, October 24, 2004

FAItH is All it Needs..(good one)

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.


Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
Student: (Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
Student: (Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after thatThere is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it?
In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor.

Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

Prof: (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir?

Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
Prof: (The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
Prof: (The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
Prof: (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face infathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.


Monday, October 18, 2004

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Monday, October 11, 2004

indian culture??!!

Dumb questions indians are often asked and correct answers for them.
Q. Why do indian women wear red dots on their foreheads?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archeryskills by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is oneof the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once theymastered the art of archery and hit the target....

Q. You're from India? I have read so much about the country. All thewonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants.Do you still use elephants for transportation?
A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in ourhouse. But later, we started participating in elephant-ridesharing schemes with our neighbors, to save the air. You seeelephants have an "emissions" problem.....

Q. Does India have cars? A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying toencourageride-sharing schemes. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.

Q. How come you speak English so well?
A. You see when the British were ruling India,they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infusedtheir servants' babies with it and since then all babies are bornspeaking English.

Q. Are you a Hindi?
A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.

Q. Do you speak Hindu?
A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.

Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let mego to school.

Q. India is very hot, isn't it?
A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. Thatis why tea is such a popular drink in India.

Q. Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food.That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lotof hard work.

Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?
A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet.So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease thepopulation of the country, the government is trying to encourageeveryone to eat human meat.

Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly?
A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work whenI meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there.

Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do theydo that?
A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make ithard, so that we can walk.

Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
A. I prefer it to coming naked.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! who ever came out with the answers...a good one...

Friday, October 08, 2004

where did i last stop??

I blink and two mins just passed, another blink would mean 4 mins.. and so on. Why in the world would time be something i want more out of it? I've slacked, I feel motionless even at the fastest speed of step i take, I'm careless, even more when i'm careful... whats' happening? Ahh, call me normal i don't see the logic behind it. I go even crazier seeing people relaxing... See, i'm nvr relaxed.. not even in my sleep...gawd dammit, i can't even get peaceful sleep at night!!! If they weren't nightmares, they were insomniac nights.. This is it. I gotta step up high and rule my life.. easy nor hard, this blardee retarded-looking-with panda-bagged-eyes person shall ignore its horendous beauty and start to do some reality check.. Mind you, its not my fault... its every other person's fault but mine.... its true! If it weren't for my friends i wouldn't be missing their butts off, if it weren't for the love of my family, i wouldn't suffer and feed all by myself, if it weren't for my darn cute fluffed-up pooch, i wouldn't be deprived of her lickings and scratchings, if it weren't for my precious baby, sayang, i'd be concentrating 24-7 on my darn journals!! Now, is it my fault??

Had 2 weeks of break...hell, so much of a break it was..sssuusshhh... had a fab place to stay in Melbourne, had all the food in the world i could crave for, did sinful retail shopping all the way, but heck, it wasn't a BREAK. its just a transition of time from having to wake up early and go for class to having late mornings and to work on my essays..and, there i was, walking along Chapel Street annoyed as i can be, with the presence of my very good friend as she just wasn't a very good friend the whole period.... My ever dearest cousin would testify for me, right Wern? hahhaa... so, a tired, restless body+bloody fluctuating mood swings+fucked up weather+itchy fingers that cost a bomb to pick out clothes+good tempting food+unfinished business+my other half would give you 'poor little Charmaine'.....*wacks pillow, pulls her hair and whines*

I'm gladdddd i'm stilll healthy as can be!!!! That's the wonder of it... so i guess the theory that lies beneath stress does prove right...you eat more when you are stressed!!! I think i should ALWAYS be stressed...simple equation...but then, only you guys suffer the consequences!!! hahaha...knowing me, bad MOOD is an understatement... you know what gets me happy?? CHoCs get me happy... so sad Charmaine wants ChoCs noWWW!!!!! i want choc...wait, my dearest sayang just sent me some nice ones...nah...i'd rather wait till i open them with him...